| PEOPLE |
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Russian Spy Anna Chapman Gets
Kremlin's Highest Honor
Dinner with Putin. |
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Newly Revealed Files Document
Hitler's Daily Routine
Got up, had breakfast, took a walk, ordered
Poland crushed. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Currency War Could Threaten
Global Economy
Which has been doing so well. |
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Even Rich Turning to Pawn
Shops
Looking for a cheap yacht? |
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 GlaxoSmithKline Pays $750
Million for Knowingly Selling Tainted
Baby Ointment and Ineffective
Antidepressant
After thousands of depressed mothers
complain about screaming babies. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Night Owls More Likely Than
Early Birds to Smoke
Less likely to get the worm. |
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Humans Mastered Tool Making
25,000 Years Sooner Than
Previously Thought
But could never find a screwdriver when
they needed one. |
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 Putting
Clocks Back in Winter Bad
for Health, Wastes
Energy, Increases
Pollution
And makes you fat, stupid. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Liberal Gene Discovered
Turns out it's not, as conservatives contend,
a lifestyle choice. |
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| FACTOID |
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This Year 6.1 Trillion Text
Messages to Be Sent
And ignored. |
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