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ELECTION AT A
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Safe
Republican: MS, ID, NM, WY, NE,
KY, KS, AL, AK, VA |
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Safe
Democratic: DE, IL, MA, MI, RI,
WV |
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Leaning
to the Left: MT, IA, GA, LA |
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Swerving
to the Right: OR, TN, ME, NC, OK,
SC |
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Upset
Possible: NH, TX, SD, CO, AR |
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Very
Upset: MN, NJ |
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Probable
Maybe: MO |
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Call
in the National Guard: FL |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Kim Jong Il to Guest on Jerry
Springer
Show's theme: "Crazy Despots Who
Hid
Their Nukes, Then Blabbed About It." |
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U.S. Faces
“Bloodbath” if
it Attacks, Says Saddam
Elite Republican Guard (right)
is loyal to him, and
well-armed. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Warning Issued About Possible
Terrorist Attacks on Rail Lines
Could cause dramatic improvements in
Amtrak service. |
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Bush Frees All Corporate
Criminals
Move timed to help Republican candidates. |
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Congress Filled With Liars,
Thieves, Whores
According to those running for Congress. |
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REMINDER
You can make a slight difference. |
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IRS May Hire Private
Collection Agency
Would work on commission, says Mafia. |
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New Election Procedures Will
Streamline Voting Process
Conversion to one-party system should
speed things up. |
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Market Roller Coaster Ride
Over
Everybody off. |
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