MORE
TROUBLE FOR BUSH
His zipper is broken. |
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Bush Threatens Syria
With Military Action
Since things are going so well in Iraq. |
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Pope John Paul II's 1975
Ford Escort Sells For $690,000
Buyer plans to trick it out, pimp it good. |
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| POLLS |
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Only 6% Believe
Administration Shaped
Intelligence That Led to War
Vast majority felt
otherwise. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Survey: Conservatives' Faith
In Bush Disappearing
“If he lies about war he could lie
about sex,” says one. |
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NRA Achieves All Goals,
Disbands
“Nothing left to do,” says
spokesman, closing D.C. office. |
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REMINDER
You're innocent until even
Republicans think you're guilty. |
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U.S. Falling Behind in
Science, Engineering
Surging ahead in superstition,
mumbo-jumbo. |
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Gas Prices Drop
SUV sales soar. |
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| FACTOID |
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There Are 71,000 Americans
100 Years Old or Older
And 98% of them are still driving. |
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