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MOVES QUICKLY TO FILL KEY
STATE POSITIONS
His nominee to head the Labor
Relations Board (left) is expected
to be approved. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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North Korea Named “Rookie
Nuclear Power of the Year”
Edges out Iran for title. |
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U.S.
Collects Pledges From World
For Iraq Rebuilding Effort |
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Britain:
50,000 Surplus “Golden
Jubilee” Place Mats |
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Germany:
10,000 Official Berlin Wall
Commemorative Bricks |
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France:
5,000 Edith Piaf's Greatest Hits
CDs |
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Russia:
1 million Stolichnaya Vodka swizzle
sticks |
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World
Bank: Free Checking |
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Japan:
20,000 How to Make Your Own
Beautiful Origami Kits |
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Spain:
100,000 “I Ran With the
Bulls at Pamplona and All I Got
Was This Lousy T-Shirt”
T-shirts |
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South
Korea: 15,000 “I
Visited the DMZ and Lived to Tell
About It” coffee mugs |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Church, State Merge
Layoffs expected. |
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Senators Demand, Get Pay
Raise
After tough negotiation with themselves,
they accede to their demands |
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New Era in Foreign Policy: No
More Sad Photos of Flag-Draped Caskets
Returning From Distant Battlefields
Photos are now banned. |
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REMINDER
Lying is once again fashionable. |
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Census: Record Number of
Women Delaying or Opting
Out of Motherhood
Due to declining quality of children. |
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High Test Standards Under “No Child
Left Behind Act” Threaten Funding
But Administration hopes standards can be
met by hard work, discipline, cheating. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Barbara Bush
Calls Democratic
Candidates a “Sorry
Group”
Democratic candidates
call Barbara Bush a
“miserable old
battle-ax.” |
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