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 Mike Tyson
Comes Out in Support of
Kobe Bryant in His Rape
Case
Despite vocal
pleas from Bryant's
attorneys to “Please, go
away.” |
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Woody Allen Reportedly
Shopping His Autobiography
Hopes to get big advance for “From
Hilarious Nebbish to Immoral Gonif.” |
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| INTERNET |
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Worldwide Online Population
Growing
Estimated five hundred million lonely
people now use the web. |
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EBay Auctioned Off on EBay
Everything disappears. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Elvis Tops Forbes List of
Top-Earning Dead Celebs
A spokesman for the late entertainer says
“he’s thrilled.” |
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“The
Reagans” Mini-Series
Causing Controversy
Some object to script,
which is based solely on
Jane Wyman's
memoirs. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Coffee May Prevent
Colon Cancer
Combined with masturbation, may help
prevent prostate cancer. |
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Viagra Challenged By Levitra
Levitra challenged by Staminix,
Phallactin, Erectra, Woodypropin,
Hardenol, Risamax, Staypitor, and
Bonadryl. |
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| SCIENCE |
Huge Solar
Flare Briefly
Disrupts Satellite
Communications
For nearly twenty-three
minutes, Fox News is fair
and balanced. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Tall People Earn More
Than Short People
Based on comparison of NBA players'
salaries. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Fish in Lake Near Dallas
Found on Prozac
Researchers alarmed by implications, fish
relaxed about it. |
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