 HUGE ASTEROID WILL
PASS BY EARTH ON HALLOWEEN
Hopefully. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S., Russia Agree on Protocols
for Airstrikes in Syria
They can bomb their enemies and we
can bomb our enemies but they can't
bomb our enemies and we can't bomb
their enemies, but our enemies can
bomb their enemies and their enemies
can bomb our enemies. |
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Chinese Communist Party Bans Golf,
Gluttony, Excessive Drinking, Adultery, Nepotism
No wonder communism never caught on here. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Ohio's Marijuana Legalization
Initiative Has Own Mascot
Opponents also have mascot, Grumpy (right). |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Oklahoma: Earthquakes Caused by
Fracking Threaten Huge Storage
Tanks Filled With Oil From Fracking
Conundrum has oilmen pointing fingers at
themselves. |
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FAA: Drones Must Be Registered
Have your drone fly to a nearby FAA
office and pick up the proper forms. |
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Hackers Steal 5.6 Million
Government Workers' Fingerprints
Threaten to keep country running even if
Republicans shut it down. |
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| REMINDER |
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You don't have to quarter troops
in your home if you don't want to. |
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| POLITICS |
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Jim Webb Dropped Out of Race
Two Weeks Ago
News just reaching us; ditto Chafee. |
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Trump Blames Intern for
Tweet Insulting Iowans
Intern briefly jumps to lead in polls. |
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Trailing Badly, Bush
Cuts Staff Salaries
“I'm wearing a cardboard belt,”
he tells reporters. |
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