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 NO. 1043 “Expect the Ironic” SEP 28 - OCT 4, 2020 

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October 5
TRUMP WON'T COMMIT TO PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER IF HE LOSES
“That's just what the anarchists want,” he explains.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Netanyahu Brings Trunks of Dirty Laundry Whenever He Visits Because White House Offers Foreign Dignitaries Free Cleaning Service
He's lost whatever support he had among Israeli dry cleaners.
 
POLL
Two-Thirds Believe American Cities “Under Siege” by Protesters
Other third believes “it's time for a revolution.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
New Emoji to Be Added in 2021
Its name: 2020.
U. S. NEWS
CIA: Putin Likely Directing
Effort to Aid Trump

May also be calling the shots at “Fox & Friends.”
Report: Trump Privately Says
Blacks to Blame for Their Problems, Jews “Only in It for Themselves”

White House points to his public statements that aren't quite as blatant.
After Trump Appoints Third
Justice, Supreme Court Will Be
Most Conservative Since 1950

Overturning Brown v. Board of Education not out of question.
 
REMINDER
  You can't rush a vaccine, unless it's an election year.
 
DOJ Labels New York, Portland, Seattle “Anarchy Jurisdictions”
They also top list of “Best Party Cities.”
 
POLITICS
Trump Wants Biden to Take
A Drug Test Before Debates

Biden counters, “if he'll release his taxes, I'll take a drug test, an EKG and a colonoscopy.”
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