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PUTIN THROWS HAT
IN RING
He'll replace President Placeholder. |
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Lenders Tell Greece: Shrink Public Sector
Auction off those crumbling temples. |
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Equipment Belonging to Pakistan’s
Intelligence Agency Used in Attack on U.S.
Embassy in Kabul
And they want it returned. |
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China's Factory Output Drops
for 3rd Straight Month
As Americans decide to wear last year's
clothes, watch last year's TVs,
use last year's computers. |
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 Cruise Ship
Loaded With Nudists Sinks in Dead Sea
There were no casualties. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Armed Services Committee
Chairman: Cuts in Pentagon
Spending Would Mean Fewer
Would Want to Join Military
Which could lead us down slippery slope to peace. |
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Texas Prisons End Last Meal Requests
To save money, those about to be executed
will be given Happy Meal. |
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| REMINDER |
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Don't force-feed the goose
that lays the golden eggs. |
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DOJ Files Charges, Mounts Massive
Case Against Online Poker Site
Drops plans to investigate those responsible
for financial meltdown. |
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Justice Dept. Audit Reveals Purchases
of $16 Muffins, $8 Cups of Coffee
There was no charge for sugar, cream. |
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| POLITICS |
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Half of Those in Congress Are
Millionaires
Other half will be. |
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