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Ironic Times

 NO. 577 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 3 - 9, 2011 

Sep 26
Oct 10
WALL STREET PROTESTS CONTINUE INTO THIRD WEEK
Some see it as first sign of American Spring.
 
WORLD NEWS
Al Qaeda Rejects Iran's Allegations That U.S. Government, Not Al-Qaida, Behind 9/11 Attacks
“Next thing you know they'll be claiming the Holocaust really happened."”
Saudis Give Women Right to Vote in 2015
In exchange for 60 fighter jets.
Japan Air Lines Finds Self-Boarding Proves Speedier for Travelers
Especially those with dozens of rare lizard eggs taped to their legs.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
San Francisco Places Restrictions on Public Nudity
New law bans old fat guys from disrobing.
U. S. NEWS
Violent Crime in U.S. Down
12% in 2010

Criminal confidence at all-time low.
Supreme Court Begins New Term
By a 5-4 vote.
85% of 2011 College Grads
Moving Back Home

The rest have parents who moved and left no forwarding address.
 
REMINDER
  If you look like you were born here you have nothing to worry about.
 
“Jersey Shore” Won’t Get
NJ Tax Credit Because it
Harms State’s Image

Badda Bing Club designated State Historic Landmark.
 
POLITICS
Analysis: Republicans Still Looking For That Special Candidate
Someone with the sunny optimism of Bob Dole, the quick wit of Jerry Ford, the honesty of Richard Nixon and the intellectual curiosity of George W. Bush.
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