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 NO. 368 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 1 -7, 2007 

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REPORT: SADDAM OFFERED TO GO INTO EXILE FOR $1 BILLION
Bush said, “We could give him a billion, but it would be wrong.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Musharraf Files for Re-Election
He's running as the candidate of the Military Dictatorship Party.
Poll: 71% of Iraqis Would Feel
Safer if U.S. Military Left

89% would feel safer if they could leave with them.
 
EDUCATION
American Kids' Math Scores Up
High-paying jobs await them in India.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Another Embarrassing Phone Call for Giuliani
While addressing group of Christian fundamentalists, his first wife calls.
U. S. NEWS
Senate Passes Non-Binding Legislation Calling For 3 Separate Regions in Iraq
Each with its own civil war.
Report: Murder, Assaults at
All-Time High

Concludes we're living in “golden age” of violent crime.
 
REMINDER
  Speak loudly and carry a big bankroll.
 
Congressman Complains “There Are Too Many Mosques in This Country”
Rep. Peter King (R-NY) says he meant to say “mosquitoes” but “it came out wrong.”
Congressional Budget Office: Staying in Iraq Will Cost $25 Billion a Year
That's only $83.33 per year per person, nothing compared to what we spend on ringtones.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Santa’s North Pole Toy Factory
Suffers Double Whammy Ahead
Of Holiday Rush

Huge toy recall, global warming.
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