 BUSH FLIES OVER
WALL STREET
Gets first look at disaster. |
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Secret British Military Cable: Afghan
War “Unwinnable”
But the food's good. |
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Venezuela's Chavez: U.S. Needs
New Constitution
Bush: thanks, but we're happy with
recently revised one. |
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McCain Campaign Goes Negative, Nasty
Obama, shown buying flowers for McCain, hasn't taken gloves off yet. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congress Gives Bush, Paulson
$700 Billion
They're told not to spend it all in one
place. |
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Senate Ratifies Nuclear Deal
With India
We send them nuclear weapons in exchange
for free tech support. |
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| REMINDER |
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A fat
cat has nine lives. |
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Report: U.S. Contracts Out
Investigation of Iraq Contractors to Contractors
They contract out investigation to sub-contractors
who hire sub-sub-contractors who can't remember
who's being investigated. |
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Palin Calls For New Powers
For Vice President
Starting with power to ignore questions. |
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