Ironic Times

 NO. 108 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 7 - 13, 2002 

Sept 30
Oct 14
 
  IMAGES FROM SPACE SHOW FRIGHTENING DROP IN PHYTOPLANKTON
But just look at all them pretty colors.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S., Brits Drop Leaflets,
Bombs On Iraq

Leaflets read, "Sorry about the bombs."
England's Monster Raving Loony Party Wins Control of Parliament
No changes expected.
Falwell: Prophet Muhammad a Terrorist
God: Reverend Falwell an idiot.
Pakistani Officials Force Miss Pakistan to Drop Out of Miss Islam Pageant
21-year-old beauty (right) had already won Burka competition.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Iraqi Rulers' Inner Circle Makes
Billions From Oil

U.S. rulers' inner circle makes billions from oil.
India, Pakistan in Nuclear War
Details next week.
U. S. NEWS
Reagan Gave Saddam
Anthrax in the '80s

Dole gave him Viagra in the '90s.
Moussaoui Trial Delayed Six Months
Defendant needs more time to study our nuclear launch codes mistakenly given him by government lawyers.
Pat Robertson Charity Gets $500,000 Faith-Based Grant From Government
Funds will be used to feed starving bigots.
 
REMINDER
   Cellphones cause cancer, but are
   very convenient.
 
College Less Affordable Than Ever
Study sponsored by U.S. Army.
Middle Class Losing Health Insurance
But problem is temporarymiddle class rapidly vanishing.
 
ODDS AND ENDS
British College Professor Determines "World's Funniest Joke"
It's the one about the British college professor who determines the world's funniest joke.
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