| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Computers
Reconstruct King Tut
Reveals boy king of Egypt
was history's most
powerful ventriloquist's
dummy. |
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| SPORTS |
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Parity Achieved in Pro
Football
Every NFL team is mediocre. |
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Baseball: Spitting Down in
'02
But scratching was up. |
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Barry Bonds's 73rd Home
Run Ball Worth Millions, Say Experts
Meanwhile, his 72nd home run ball is on
public assistance. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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UN Report Criticizes Great
Britain Over Corporal Punishment
Victorian practice of spanking should be
"limited to kinky gentlemen's
clubs," it says. |
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| ANSWER TO
LAST WEEK'S QUIZ |
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B)
to control the world's oil reserves and
test a variety of new weapons. |
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| THE ARTS |
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 "Puppetry of the Penis"
to Appear on NBC’s "Tonight Show"
Australian genital origami troupe will also
show up on "Today," "Live With
Regis and Kelly," and "The Genital Origami
Gang" on CNN. |
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THE AFTERLIFE
by Earl Wilson |
Things are really 
hopping up here, or should I say
hip-hopping, what with recent
arrivals Tupac Shakur and Biggie
Smalls  "making the
scene." I'm not exactly
hip to hip-hop. The only Hoppy I
know is Bill "Hopalong
Cassidy" Boyd, spotted
recently at a Limbo watering hole
matching swigs of formaldehyde
with old pals John Wayne, Gabby
Hayes, Larry "Buster"
Crabbe and a positutely
incoherent Lord Byron. Whaddee
say? |
The BW, looking swell despite the
lack of flesh and bone, dragged
me down to Hell for a little
gambling over the weekend.
Poisonally, I like Hell for the
entertainment, so I parked myself
in the front row at the recently
destroyed Sands and took in three
straight nights of the Dead Rat
Pack. Sammy, Dean, Frank, and
even that stiff Peter Lawford put
on quite a show. But they miss
Joey Bishop. And when I say they
killed the audience... |
| That's Oyl, brother. |
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