| PEOPLE |
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Noelle Bush
Arrested Again
This time it's for the hair. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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CBS Sues ABC over Celebrity
"Survivor"
Claims they stole idea first. |
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TV: "Friends"
Returns a
Ratings Winner
Show dominates key 29-29½
demographic. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Changes Planned for 401Ks
Look for 301Ks, 201Ks in near future. |
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Clogoleum Goes Out of
Business
Drain clogger never caught on with
consumers. |
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| MILESTONES |
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World's
Oldest Person, Japanese
Woman is 115
Kamato Hongo prefers
referring to herself as
"115 years
young." |
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| CULTURE |
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Museum of Sex Opens in New
York
Adjacent to Museum of Drugs, Museum of
Rock and Roll. |
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| LANGUAGE |
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"Booty,"
"Hottie," "Noogie"
Added to Webster’s Dictionary
"Caboose,"
"va-va-voom," and "Chinese
Haircut" are dropped. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
"What is Microsoft
doing in my
bedroom?" You
wouldn't believe how many
times we're asked this
question. Luckily,
there's a good answer:
"Helping you."
By gathering as much
information as we can
about you, from your
software problems to your
sexual practices,
Microsoft Corp. is
getting to know you
better, and the better we
know you, the better we
can serve your needs!
Worried about privacy?
Nothing in your customer
profile ever goes outside
our in-house chat rooms
and employee lounges. So
sleep soundly, and do
whatever you want in your
bedroom –
we're on your side! |
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