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SPACE PICTURES INDICATE
POSSIBLE PRESENCE OF GATORADE ON
MARS
Would be consistent
with evidence of water,
basic component of
Gatorade, below surface. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Jewish New Year Beset
With Y5K Problems
Most computers interpret 5761 as 6517. "Don't
ask," say experts. |
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Pink Flamingoes Spotted at North
Pole
Meteorologists not convinced
it’s a sign of global warming. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Road
Rage May Be Healthy,
Experts Claim
Aggressive behavior
directed at perfect
strangers preferable to
taking it out on family,
friends, co-workers. Can
reduce pent-up
frustrations, provide
motorists with
"escape valve"
for tension. |
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Study Shows Most Students on
Ritalin, Teachers on Prozac
Test scores improving. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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"Your Call Is Important to Us"
Lifts Nation's Spirits
Self-esteem skyrockets in wake of
widely disseminated message. |
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Vote and Win Jackpot at $20
Million in Fall Election & Super
Lottery
"Government of, by, and for the
people" not drawing voters. New
ballot features message, "You may
already be a winner!" |
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All "My First Little Land Mine"
Toys Recalled
Some parts small enough to be
swallowed. |
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| ELECTION 2000 |
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Bush Ahead, 64% to 33%, According
to Latest Bush Family Poll
Nearly two-thirds of his own family
prefer him to the Vice President. |
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Undecided Voters Still Undecided
Dumbest, least informed, growing in importance as election nears. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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PRESIDENT FORD
ROBBED AT GUNPOINT
Thief escapes with watch, $180
in cash, handful of
"WIN" buttons. |
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