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Bush
Announces Nicknames For Supreme
Court
Justices will
be known as (back row, left to
right): Ruthie Bad, The Suit,
Long Dong Silver, Ice Cream.
(Front row, left to right): Tony
Skaaaa, the Pope, the Quister,
Sandra Dee and AMK. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Genetically-Altered Cabbage Eats
Researcher
Design basically sound says Monsanto.
Will attach warning label advising
consumers to keep
"proper distance" from the
vegetable.. |
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PIEDMONT-HEFFERNAN
DISASTER |
LATEST
DEVELOPMENTS:
- Killer bees headed
for nuclear power plant;
Mayor urges calm.
- Police, fire,
emergency vehicles race
to scene, collide.
- Dramatic accident
video captured by Channel
2 Skycam moments before
fatal crash with Channel
4 Newscopter.
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| SHOW BUSINESS |
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Frank Gifford to Join SNL
Will bring fresh slant
to Weekend Update. |
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"Too Many Awards Shows"
Docu Wins Top Honors at Award Show Awards
Hard-hitting special garners 9
Wardies. |
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"Vagina Monologues"
Coming to Fox
Will follow football Sunday nights. |
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| BUSINESS NEWS |
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Starbucks Stock Plunges After
Announcing Switch to Tea
Move is "ill-advised," most
analysts say. |
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New LegoLand Opens
in Iraq
Huge
theme park outside of
Baghdad (see satellite
photo, left) takes
Pentagon by surprise. |
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| SPORTS |
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Supreme Court Overturns
Roe v. Maglie
Awards 1954 decision to Giants, after
review of box score. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week's story about nuclear
weapons included detailed instructions on
how to build and deploy a small atomic
bomb. This was classified material and
should not have been released to the
public. We regret the error. |
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