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QADDAFI WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN
“Not even I know my whereabouts,” he boasts. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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NGO Report: Twenty-One Countries Ranked
Less Corrupt Than U.S.
Insiders say bribes went to wrong people,
blackmail attempts backfired. |
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Germany Installs Street
Meters for Prostitutes
Also tries alternate side of the street
pimping. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Unauthorized
“Angry Birds” Theme
Park Opens in China
Right near Dizneyland, Five Flags
and Notts Berry Farm. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Reveals How Jobs
Bill Would Be Paid For
It could involve your buying one less
yacht next year. |
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TSA to Drop Naked Body
Scanners
In favor of vivid imaginations. |
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| REMINDER |
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Move
all your profits
offshore. |
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Republican Debate Audience
Unsympathetic to Dying
Uninsured Man Hypothesis
Even after Wolf Blitzer collapses on
stage, gasping for air, begging for help,
they're unmoved. |
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Bad News: U.S. Poverty Rate
Soars
Good news: a few lucky Americans have
attained unheard of wealth. |
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| POLLS |
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Twelve Percent Approve of
Congress
“I like what they're doing,”
says one. |
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