OBAMA SCRAPS BUSH
MISSILE DEFENSE PLAN
Favors personal defense
system (shown), still in
development. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq: Sunnis Increasingly
Desperate as Shiites Consolidate Power
U.S.: Republicans increasingly desperate
as Democrats consolidate power. |
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Sarkozy Wants G-20 to Reject
“Cult of the Market”
Wall Street denies it's a cult, issues fatwa
against Sarkozy. |
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Euro Farmers Dump Milk to
Protest Price Slump
No use crying over it. |
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| CONGRATULATIONS |
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John Edwards, Newly
Revealed Dad
Mother and nearly two-year-old
daughter doing fine. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Experts: Health Care Bill Too
Long
Unless whittled down to 140 characters
nobody will read it. |
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Good News: Net Worth of
U.S. Households Rose
$2 Trillion in 2nd Quarter
Bad news: they just shut off your
electricity. |
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| REMINDER |
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If
it's too good to be true,
buy it before they spot
the typo. |
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Pentagon Says Global Warming
Threat to U.S. Security
Will replace color-coded terror chart
with climate threat thermometer. |
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Insane Killer Escapes on
Trip to County Fair
“We told him to stay with the group,”
say authorities. |
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| POLL |
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Report: Nearly Two-Thirds See
News Media as Untrustworthy
Don't trust polls either. |
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