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UNCLE SAM
DETAINED NEAR WHITE HOUSE
Held overnight; later
released on his own
recognizance. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Germany's Justice
Minister
Compares Bush to Hitler
Later, she corrects herself, saying
"Not that Hitler." |
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Iraq War to be Broadcast in
HDTV
Retailers hope coverage will
"move" more of the expensive,
high-end sets. |
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WORDS IN THE NEWS |
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terrorist 1. someone
who uses force or threats to intimidate,
esp. as a political strategy. 2. someone
we don't like. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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First
View of Area 51 Released
Photo, taken by interstellar
scout from the planet LNV11214
in the Crab Nebula, shows several
airstrips and suspicious-looking
buildings. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Threatens Immediate
Action if UN Stalls
Tanks, troops surround UN headquarters in
Manhattan. |
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Congressional Hearings Reveal
Major Intelligence Gaps
FBI, CIA totally unaware hearings are
being held. |
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REMINDER
You could have been
somebody. |
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U.S. Students' Ability to
Perform Simple Arithmetic is Slipping
Scores, tabulated by computer,
could not be independently verified. |
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FTC Praises Quick-Money-Loss
Diet Plans
Claims they really work. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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New President
to be Chosen by TV Audience
Game show, on basic cable, will select
next person to lead free world. |
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