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Bush, Churchill, Princess Di
Related
All three are descended from a distant
cousin of Kevin Bacon. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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ABC's Groundbreaking
"Push, Nevada" Spawns Imitators
Other networks already have "Shove,
Montana," "Pull, Idaho,"
and "Whack, New Jersey" in the
pipeline. |
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| BUSINESS |
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GE Slashes Retirement Package
for Former CEO Jack Welch
Company cancels free use of plane, New
York apartment, harem. |
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WorldCom Restates Restated
Earnings
Corrects previous misstatement of
restated restatements. |
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 Playgirl's
"Men of Enron"
Issue Hits Newsstands
Former executives who
bared all (l to r): Jeffrey Skilling,
Kenneth Lay, Herbert Billsworthy,
Fred Snodgrass, Allen Whitlee. |
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| SCIENCE |
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European Physicists Create
Antimatter in Lab
Anyone with information as to the
whereabouts of these physicists is asked
to contact the CERN lab in Geneva. |
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Italian Astronomers Detect
Signs of Water on Planets of Distant
Stars
Empty Evian bottles suggest water was
once present. |
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 Remains
of 128-Million-
Year-Old Bucktoothed
Dinosaur Found in China
Theropod (right) was
herbivore. |
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Snakehead Fish Eradicated
From Maryland Pond
Immediately added to Endangered Species List. |
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| INTERNET |
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Inventor Marks 20th
Anniversary of :-)
Man who first used cute smiley face
"emoticon" in an e-mail message
is skinned alive by an angry mob. |
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