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PEOPLE
Biden Maintains 92-8 Lead
Among mask wearers.
Cindy McCain Endorses Joe Biden
Says he's only candidate who didn't dance on her husband's grave.
 
MEDIA
Fox News Wins Court Case by Arguing No "Reasonable Viewer" Takes Tucker Carlson Seriously
Case may be appealed since no “reasonable viewer” of Fox News has been found.
 
HISTORY
Trump-Nixon Correspondence Revealed
Nixon took a liking to Trump, told him he thought one day he too could be reviled, impeached.
 
TRAVEL
Flights That Return to Airport Popular With Those Who Miss Flying Experience But Have No Place to Go
Same rudeness, bad food, the works.
SCIENCE
NASA Satellite Data Confirms 2020 Worst Fire Season on Record
Not coincidentally, 2020 saw also record number of gender reveal parties.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Trump: Covid Affects
“Virtually Nobody”

White House later explains he meant it affects “mostly nobodies.”
Study: Horror Film Fans
More Mentally Prepared
To Cope With Pandemic

Narrowly beating out porno film fans, prison film fans.
CDC Urges Families to
Avoid Trick-Or-Treating
This Halloween

Stay home, watch political ads.
FDA Announces Tougher
Vaccine Standard

To be approved, must be safe and effective, not merely get Jared Kushner's okay.

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