 GOVERNMENT
SHUTS DOWN TUESDAY!
Americans urged to stay calm, go shopping. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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UN Climate Panel: 95% Certain Man to
Blame for Global Warming
Only 5% chance it's cows. |
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Latest NSA Revelation: U.S. Operating
Assassination Program
News prompts five South American leaders to
cancel trips. |
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UN: 1.2 Billion People Have No Access
to Electricity
And no way to charge their cellphones. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 U.S. Finding it
Difficult Disposing of Chemical Weapons
They're easy to spot at the dump. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Poll: Most Americans Have No Idea
Obamacare Launches This Week
Nearly half never heard of Obama. |
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Republicans Against Raising
Debt Ceiling
Support lowering glass ceiling. |
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| REMINDER |
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Never give a stranger your
fingerprint over the phone. |
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North Carolina Town's School
Board Reverses Ban on Ralph
Ellison's Invisible Man
After some faceless, nameless black guy complained. |
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| POLITICS |
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Ted Cruz Reads “Green Eggs and Ham”
on Senate Floor in Attempted Filibuster
of Obamacare
First time Dr. Seuss has been read since
Strom Thurmond read “The Cat in the Hat”
in attempt to block 1964 Civil Rights Act. |
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