| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Shocker: More
Than Half of American Dogs Overweight
According to best seller, Why Fido Can't Fetch. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Bill Gates Says Control-Alt-Delete
A Mistake
Still working on a fix. |
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| TRENDS |
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More Patients Now Tweeting
Their Surgeries
Finally, a reason to open a Twitter account. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New York Places
“Text Stops” Along State Highways
There are also designated areas for sexting. |
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| FEATURE |
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| British aviation officials are
pondering how to respond to a survey showing
56% of British pilots fell asleep at the controls, and
29% found when they woke up, co-pilots were also
asleep. Best solution so far: |
| A ) | Train flight
attendants to land planes in a pinch. |
| B ) | Provide
porn videos in cockpit pilots haven’t seen before. |
| C ) | Extra
bonuses for staying awake for entire flight. |
| D ) | Skip
time-consuming pre-flight safety check. |
| Hint: If the engines start, the
fuel level points to “full,” everything else is
probably okay. |
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