TRUMP CONSIDERING
TWO WOMEN FOR SUPREME COURT
Auditions begin this week. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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World Bank Says Climate Change
Could Sharply Diminish Living
Conditions for 800 Million
Climate change deniers want their names
and addresses. |
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Putin to Meet With Trump in Helsinki
In exchange for pee tape Trump will
give Putin our nuclear launch codes. |
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WEATHER |
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Nation Suffers
Through Massive Heat Wave
CDC warns: don't fry eggs on sidewalk even
if you can. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Supreme Court Upholds Trump's Travel Ban
People from predominantly Muslim countries
without a Trump hotel or golf course are
barred from entry. |
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Justice Kennedy to Retire
If you're thinking about having an abortion, now
would be a good time. |
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REMINDER |
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If you've been separated from your
family at the border, have your fixer take care of it. |
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Furious House Republicans Grill Rosenstein
Can't understand why Russia probe, which will very
likely bring down Trump and the Republican Party,
taking so damn long. |
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Trump Administration
Defunding Public Libraries
Where fake books about history, science,
private lives of public figures widely available. |
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