CHENEY MAY BE
GIVEN BUSH'S HEART
Successful transplant would allow
him to resume full work
schedule. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Mideast Cease Fire Working
Well
Except for “cease” part of it. |
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Brazilian Rainforest May
Be Gone By 2040
Dire prediction contained in massive
4000-page report. |
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C.I.A. Moving Headquarters to
Moscow
Move will put agency “much closer to
the action.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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North Dakota Considering
Name Change
West Minnesota, South Canada, East
Montana the leading contenders. |
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Giant Crocodile Still on the
Loose in Central Park
Authorities fear for its safety. |
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Milestone: Charles
and Camilla Kiss in Public
for First Time
Next up: doggie style in
front of Big Ben. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Gas Prices Plunge as Supplies
Build
Administration fears we may be
“over-conserving.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Latest Estimate: Sun Will
Burn
Out in 8.97 Billion Years
White House calls it “another
convincing argument against solar
energy.” |
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IF
SOMETHING HAPPENS TO DICK
CHENEY
The
Orderly Transition of
Power Checklist
1) Colin Powell,
Condoleezza Rice, other
top officials meet at the
State Department.
2) “The
Suitcase” with
nuclear attack codes is
transferred to Powell.
3) The name of a new vice
president is sent to
President Bush, who
passes it on to the
Senate for approval.
4) The Senate confirms
the new vice president.
5) “The
Suitcase” is
transferred to the new
leader, who assumes all
the duties and
responsibilities formerly
assigned to Cheney. |
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| QUOTE OF THE
WEEK |
| “I was only giving orders.” |
| - Slobodan Milosevic |
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