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Carmen Electra
Fine, Resting Comfortably
Actress hasn't been
seriously injured in many
years. |
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| SPORTS |
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Capriati Descent Hits Rock
Bottom
Once-successful party girl and promising
marijuana dealer now spends virtually all
her time on a tennis court. |
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Yankees Purchase Pedro
Martinez's Right Arm for
$3 Million
Operation to graft it to rookie
pitcher's body scheduled for next
week. |
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Rocker Traded to Indians
Only minority he hasn't offended. |
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WEEK |
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Extraterrestrials
Strut Their Stuff on Fifth
Avenue
Just one of many celebrants at
annual Aliens and
Extraterrestrials Day
Parade. |
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THE
AFTERLIFE
by Earl Wilson |
Took the BW to
see Frank Sinatra at the
Limbo Room. No Sinatra show up here is
complete without a "surprise"
(har-har) visit from fellow dead
rat-packers Dean Martin
and Sammy Davis, Jr.
Dean says he's off the embalming
fluid, but not according to Peter Lawford,
in town to greet relative newcomer
Screamin' Jay Hawkins,
who was assigned to his sector. Hawkins,
by the way,
had to change his act a
little. Now he sings from the coffin, but
walks on stage. The late but still
sprightly George Balanchine
is helping Hawkins with his choreography. |
Despite several
inquiries, Olivia de Havilland is not dead.
According to the authorities,
she won't kick the bucket for
another 2,103 days. Who's asking?
Clark Gable, that's who. |
| That's Oyl,
brother. |
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