 RECORD HIGH
TEMPERATURES STRAIN POWER GRID
Coal plants fire up to power millions of air conditioners
to cope with heat wave caused by coal plants. |
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European Leaders Meet With
Germans to Discuss Debt Crisis
On return, announce “debt relief in our time.” |
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Survey: 75% of Pakistanis
Regard U.S. as Enemy
Remaining 25% are CIA agents. |
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Report: Brazilians Getting Fat
Girl from Ipanema weighs 200 pounds. |
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 Chinese
Astronauts Return to Earth
Shown: waiting for cab to pick them up. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Roberts Joins With Four Liberal
Justices in Upholding Obamacare
After dropping acid with Breyer. |
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Poll Reveals Majority Doesn't Like Affordable
Care Act
Likes coverage for those with preexisting conditions,
likes coverage of adult children, likes coverage
extended to thirty million without insurance, but
strongly dislikes “death panels” they
heard about on the radio. |
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Ask your doctor if health care is right for you. |
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| POLITICS |
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Nasty Campaign Predicted
Approximately $1.5 billion worth of mud will be slung. |
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Report: With Romney in Charge,
Bain Sent Jobs Abroad
His campaign phones are manned by volunteers
in Mumbai. |
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