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LEADERS OF CANADA, MEXICO, U.S.
MEET IN “THREE AMIGOS” SUMMIT
NAFTA, climate change, and how best
to shake hands among issues discussed. |
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Scotland Likely to Split From UK
News triggers run on haggis. |
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Colombia, Rebels Sign Cease-Fire
After 52 Years of War
Both sides agree to turn their
attention to drug trafficking. |
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China's Failed One-Child Policy Left
Generation of “Little Emperors”
And beginning of Me Dynasty. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Trump Keeps Changing
Mind on Abortion, Torture, Muslims
Republican Party leaders switch from Extra
Strength Advil to OxyContin. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Free the Delegates Movement
Faces Uphill Struggle to Deny
Trump Nomination at Convention
He owns all the hotels in Cleveland. |
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Survey: Partisan Divide Deeper
Than Ever; Public Split Evenly
Half of us can't stand angry, xenophobic,
homophobic racists; other half are angry,
xenophobic, homophobic racists. |
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On the internet, nobody knows you're
a dog, but everyone knows your
social security number. |
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Employment Rate Low, But
Uncounted Millions Have
Given Up Looking for a Job
Millions more have given up looking for a hobby. |
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Hillary Pulling
Away From Trump in the Polls
But in the unofficial First Spouse
Competition – it's no contest
in favor of Melania (right). |
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