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AHMADINEJAD
CELEBRATES
REELECTION, THANKS ALLAH
For rigging the
election. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Warships Tracking
Suspicious North Korean Vessel
May be transporting nuclear device or
thousands of pirated Yosemite Sam cartoons. |
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POLL |
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Gallup Poll: Infidelity Edges
Out Polygamy Atop List of
Modern Moral Sins
When added to list, however, polygamous
infidelity beats everything. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Maria
Sharapova Loses at Wimbledon
TV ratings plummet. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Signs Family Smoking
and Tobacco Control Act
Also known as Nicorette and Nicoderm
Windfall Act. |
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New Nixon Tapes: Nixon, Billy Graham
Make Anti-Semitic Remarks
National Archives still searching
for one tape on which Nixon
doesn't make anti-Semitic
remarks. |
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REMINDER |
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This
is the Chinese Century. |
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NYC Drivers Voted Angriest,
Most Aggressive
Celebrate victory by roughing up police,
burning taxicabs. |
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Paper: NSA Continues to
Monitor Your Phone Calls, E-Mails, Tweets
So you don't have to. |
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POLITICS |
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Ensign,
Sanford Lead Pack of 2012
GOP Hopefuls
According to fairly
recent press release. |
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