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PEOPLE
Justice Kennedy Announces His Retirement
Says he's looking forward to lifetime membership at Mar-a-Lago given to him by “a secret admirer.”
 
MEDIA
Sean Spicer Shopping Talk Show
Tentative title: “Liar's Club.”
 
BUSINESS
GE Selling Off Non-Core Businesses
Including GE Perfume, GE Stool Softener.
Tariffs Force Harley-Davidson to Build Factory in Europe
Hells Angels relocating to Düsseldorf.
Amazon to Fund Anyone With New Delivery System
Like self-delivery.
SCIENCE
Algorithm Solves Rubik's Cube Without Human Input
When humans offered to help, algorithm laughed.
 
Trash Piling Up on Mt. Everest
Making world's tallest mountain even taller.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
More Articles Warn About
Effects of Sitting Too Much

Sitting while reading more articles about sitting too much.
WHO: “Gaming Disorder”
Now Classified as Mental
Health Condition

Formerly classified as “fun for the whole family.”
 
POLL
44% Think We're Headed for Another Civil War
They've already bought their guns and ammo.

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