 SOME REPUBLICANS
WANT MUSK AS HOUSE SPEAKER
He's reportedly holding out for emperor. |
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UK Poll: Socialism More
Popular Than Conservatism
However, Tories considered nattier
dressers. |
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Germany's Far Right Party
Endorsed by Musk
“I'm sure the industrialists can
control them, as they did in the
1920s,” he explains. |
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Oldest Known Stone Tablet of
Ten Commandments Sells at |
 Auction for $5 Million
Anonymous winning bidder says
he'll remove commandments
regarding adultery and lying. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Democrats Fear Republicans
May Call for a Constitutional
Convention
Seems our women folk and minorities
have overstepped their bounds and
need a little reinin' in, so to speak. |
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Report: Musk Wants
to Get Rid of FDIC
And bring back those popular bank runs. |
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A preemptive pardon makes
a great Christmas gift. |
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Revealed: 1983 Secret Pentagon
War Game Predicted Nuclear
Conflict Escalation
Since then they stick to Risk, or
Chutes and Ladders. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Republicans
Call for Criminal Investigation of Liz Cheney
“This could be more camera time
than Benghazi,” says one. |
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