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 NO. 1071 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 12 - 18, 2021 

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Apr 19
SLIP-UP REVEALS IDENTITY OF “Q”
He's an intelligence officer with intimate knowledge of a satanic cult of pedophiles that would rule the world but for the brilliance of Donald J. Trump, and lives with his mother.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: China Building Arms
Systems Using American
Chip Technology

Americans can take pride whenever they roll out another superior fighter jet.
#MeToo Movement Arrives
In France as Powerful Men
Face Sex Abuse Charges

Sixty million Frenchmen could be wrong.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Richard Branson Unveils New Virgin Galactic Spaceship
Even if it doesn't fly he thinks it could be the hottest toy for Christmas.
U. S. NEWS
Biden Appoints Commission
To Study Expanding Supreme
Court

They'll discuss adding more chairs, extra restrooms, parking issues.
Survey: Most Americans Would Accept Slower Deliveries For Better Worker Treatment By Amazon
Maybe three-day delivery in exchange for a restroom visit.
 
REMINDER
  Metaphors muddy the water.
 
Linguist: Over 800 Different
Languages Spoken in New
York City

That's more than eight hundred ways to say “Move it, Sparky!”
 
POLITICS
Slightly Less Than 50% of Americans Want Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to Run for President
Slightly more than 50% of Americans wouldn't entertain the thought.
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