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TECHNOLOGY
Elon Musk Releases Video of Monkey With Brain Implant Playing Pong
Next up: monkey with brain implant playing Pong against human with brain implant.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Music Can Be as Addictive as Fast Food, Money, Alcohol
Subjects of previous studies.
 
POLL
55% of Republicans Believe Jan. 6 Insurrection Carried Out by Left-Wing Agitators Trying to Make Trump Look Bad
And they succeeded.
 
FOOD
New Pasta Shape Unveiled
First new pasta shape in 800 years.
FEATURE
Matt Gaetz did which of the following?
A )Invited a Holocaust denier to attend the State of the Union.
B )Suggested we hunt down antifa like Middle Eastern terrorists.
C )Became the lone vote in Congress against an anti-human trafficking bill.
D )All of the above.
Hint: he also showed off nude pictures of young girls to shocked colleagues on the floors of Congress.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
5,700-Year-Old Chewing Gum Still Contains Human DNA From Prehistoric Woman
It was found near a couple of Cro-Magnon trading cards.

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