 TRUMP QUESTIONS HARRIS'S
EMPLOYMENT AT McDONALD'S
“I never saw her there.” |
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DOJ Reveals Widespread Effort
by Russia to Influence Election
Russian trolls came up with “Comrade
Kamala.” |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: World Produces Enough
Plastic Waste Each Year to Fill
Central Park as High as the
Empire State Building
“Good idea, although some will lose
their views.” says sanitation expert. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Norway: Whale
Caught Spying for Russia
Could be swapped for codfish Russia
accused of spying for Norway. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Early Voting Begins
As does early planning for insurrection. |
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Trump, Desperate for Women's
Votes, Promises Free Fertility
Treatments for All Americans
Later qualifies it to all Republicans. |
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| REMINDER |
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Change the batteries in your
underground bunker's smoke
alarm every year or so. |
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Judge Delays Sentencing in
Trump's Hush Money Trial
Until After Election
Should he win he could become
the first sitting president
to pick up trash on the
Brooklyn-Queens Expressway. |
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Vance: School Shootings
a “Fact of Life”
Like volcanic eruptions. |
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Trump Now
Admits He Lost Election “By a Whisker”
“I never said I won.” |
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