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PEOPLE
Walz's Trump-Loving Relatives Troll Him
Many of them work at the Billy Carter/Roger Clinton Library.
Dick Cheney Says He's Voting for Harris
Added to his daughter Liz's vote, Wyoming's suddenly in play for Harris.
Report: Trump Brings
in Tulsi Gabbard to Play
Harris in Debate Prep

“Because they're both sevens,” he explains.
 
CRIME
Trump Pleads Not Guilty
to New Jan 6 Indictments

“Wasn't in Washington that day,” he tells judge.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Says He'll Have Musk's “Efficiency Commission” Audit Federal Spending
“But I can't wait to fire him,” he confides.
CONSUMER NEWS
Researchers Developing Lab-Grown Chocolate
Hey, break me off a piece of that Petri dish.
Heinz Introduces Spaghetti Carbonara in a Can
“For the hobo with expensive taste,” says Heinz.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Placebos Reduce Stress, Anxiety Even When You Know They're Placebos
Ask an actor who plays a doctor on TV if placebos are right for you.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we reviewed Mickey's Lost Weekend, a remake of the 1945 film, Lost Weekend, about a writer who thought he quit drinking but falls off the wagon, then goes on a three-day bender, with Mickey Mouse in the role originally played by Ray Milland. We credited the film to Disney, which says it had no part in it. Our apologies for the error.

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