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 NO. 1219 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 12 - 18, 2024 

Feb 5
Feb 19
APPEALS COURT DEFINITIVELY RULES TRUMP NOT IMMUNE TO PROSECUTION
Thorough, detailed 57-page decision ends with, “Get your popcorn.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Trump Says He Would
“Encourage” Russia to Attack Delinquent NATO Members

Then he would “advise” Turkey to bomb Mexico, “suggest” China invade Taiwan, and “recommend” North Korea nuke Hawaii.
Pakistan: Party of Jailed
Candidate Leads in General
Election

In Pakistan, prisoners vote.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Tucker Carlson Interviews Vladimir Putin, Who Calls on U.S. to Negotiate
Says Russia will keep Ukraine territory it's won — in exchange for Carlson.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Indicates
It Will Put Trump Back
on Colorado Ballot

“The least we could do,” say Trump appointees.
Republicans Fail to Impeach Mayorkas
Disgruntled party members blame lack of evidence, or a reason.
 
REMINDER
  Don't shoot the fact-checker.
 
Special Counsel: Biden
Knowingly Kept Classified Docs,
But Won't Be Charged Because
He's “Too Old, Feeble-Minded”

Unlike former President Trump, who “brilliantly” absconded with thousands of them.
Republicans Scuttle Bipartisan
Border Deal

An elated Ted Cruz announces, “I'm going to Cancun!”
 
POLITICS
Nikki Haley Loses in Nevada
to “None of These Candidates”

Trump attacks None of These Candidates as “a bunch of nobodies.”
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