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TECHNOLOGY
China: Tong Tong, World's First AI Child, Has Emotional Maturity of Three-Year-Old
As confirmation, scientists who created her say she's “absolutely impossible.”
 
MEDIA
FCC Outlaws AI-Generated
Voices in Robocalls

If Noam Chomsky calls wanting to buy your house, contact the FCC.
 
POLL
Majority of Americans Think
Trump Should Not Get Immunity

They've already set aside time to watch trial.
 
SPORTS
All Medals at Paris Olympics to Contain Piece of Eiffel Tower
Meanwhile, tower closed indefinitely for structural repairs, inquiry into who okayed such a terrible idea.
FEATURE
The National Basketball Association began play in 1946. LeBron James began playing in 2003. What percentage of all players in NBA history has LeBron James played against?
   A )  3%  
   B )  5%  
   C )  10%  
   D )  35%  
Hint: now he plans to play with his grandson.
 
EDUCATION
Dartmouth Will Return to Considering SAT Scores
And penmanship.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Report: Pensacola Minimum
Security Federal Prison May
Be Where Trump Ends Up

A prison with no conjugal visits allowed requested by Melania.

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