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 NO. 906 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 12 - 18, 2018 

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Feb 19
 
  KIM, TRUMP LOOK-ALIKES BOOTED FROM OLYMPICS
Claim they negotiated nuclear settlement before security closed in.
 
WORLD NEWS
Chile Cracks Down on Obesity, Removes Mascots From Cereal Boxes
Puts them on vegetables.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Chief Pruitt Wonders Whether Global Warming “Necessarily a
Bad Thing”

“Some like it hot,” he adds.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Elon Musk Successfully Launches His Tesla Into Space
Along with his driver.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Dozens in White House Still Lack Security Clearance
Many of them with Russian names.
United States Set to Borrow $1 Trillion, 84% Jump from Last Year
Trump's plan: stiff creditors, declare bankruptcy.
 
REMINDER
  There's an innocent explanation for everything, except this Russian thing.
 
Report: Trump Skips Daily Written Intel Brief, Gets Oral Briefings
From “Fox and Friends.”
Pentagon's New Nuclear Policy:
Smaller Weapons That Are
Easier to Use

For little shithole wars against little shithole enemies.
 
POLITICS
Trump Accuses Democrats of Treason for Not Clapping at
His State of the Union Address

Wants Schumer executed for scowling.
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