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 NO. 596 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 13 - 19, 2012 

Feb 6
Feb 20
GREEK PARLIAMENT FINALLY APPROVES AUSTERITY PACKAGE
Celebrations last through the night.
 
WORLD NEWS
Al Qaeda Joins U.S. in Calling for Assad's Ouster
No plans for a joint press conference.
Another Falklands Conflict Brewing
Meryl Streep cancels promotional tour of Argentina.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Loss of Polar Ice in Last 10 Years Less Than Previously Thought
So don't buy the hybrid.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
High School Science Project Laser Cannon Accidentally Destroys Nancy Reagan Chandelier
Obama: “It was awesome!”
U. S. NEWS
Obama Plan Requiring Insurance Companies to Provide Free Birth Control Has Widespread Support Among Married Catholics
Especially those having affairs.
FBI Outreach Program Warns
Internet Café Owners That
Paying in Cash Could Indicate
Customer Is a Terrorist

Or a ten-year-old.
 
REMINDER
  Don't robo-sign your Valentines.
 
More Than Half of All Dogs
In U.S. Morbidly Obese

Their owners are too fat to walk them.
 
POLITICS
Santorum Says Women Too Emotional to Serve on Front Lines in Combat
Better suited to be victims of violence.
Obama Decides to Accept
Super PAC Money

After seeing car Romney's been driving around in.
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