| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Jousting
Touted as Next Big Competitive Sport
Medieval contest last popular in time of similar
wealth disparity. |
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| TRENDS |
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Teen Pregnancy, Abortion Rates Lowest
Since 1972
Clearly due to teens heeding abstinence programs,
avoiding suggestive entertainment and showing great
restraint when around the opposite sex, and not
due to widespread use of contraceptives. |
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| POLL |
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20% of Republicans May Vote for
Obama
They're the same 20% of Republicans who
believe he was born here. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Woolly
Mammoth Filmed in Siberia
By an abominable snowman with a Super 8. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Revealed:
Big Ben Tilting
But not enough to make it a tourist attraction. |
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 Venice's
Canals Freeze Over
As predicted in Mayan Calendar. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Giselle
Bundchen Blames Tom Brady's Teammates
for Super Bowl Loss
He blames her teammates for losing Lingerie Bowl. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| “Let me be clear”
phrase used by politicians meaning that what
follows will be confusing, opaque, misleading,
a false promise, or a blatant lie. |
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