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 Obama Wants
Pocket Protectors to be
“New Sex Appeal”
Points out Al Green always wore a pocket protector. |
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Gingrich Calls Administation Rule
Requiring Employers’ Health Plans to
Cover Contraceptives “the Most
Outrageous Assault on Religious Liberty
in American History”
Most hyperoble since the day before, when he
called court ruling striking down California
gay marriage ban “an assault on the
Judeo-Christian foundations of the United States.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Monsanto Taking Genetically Modified
Seeds to Vietnam
To see if they'll grow in Agent Orange. |
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Good News: Hiring Up
Bad news: it's at Foxconn. |
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Internal State Dept. Report Clears Itself of
Conflict-of-Interest Charges on Keystone
XL Study
Investigators keep their jobs at State Dept. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Russian Probe Reaches Freshwater Lake
Two Miles Beneath Antarctic Ice
Good news for future visitors looking for sources of
fresh water on otherwise desolate planet. |
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Study: Facebook Users Subject
To Low Self-Esteem
After reviewing list of people Facebook
thinks they should friend. |
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 Researcher
Finds Chemical Widely Used as Herbicide on
Crops Causes Frogs to Change Gender
Kermit taking testosterone, “just in case.”
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Electric Shocks Stimulate
Memory
Nobody ever forgets getting them. |
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Pennsylvania: Vending Machine at College
Dispenses Morning-After Pill
It's next to a condom machine and a sperm bank ATM. |
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