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BUSH:
I'LL PRODUCE DOCUMENTS
PROVING SERVICE IN
ALABAMA NATIONAL GUARD Orders release
of all DUI citations from that year. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Powell: No Reason to
Intervene
Militarily in Haiti
Would consider it only if they strike oil
there. |
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Bush is One of 173 Nobel
Peace Prize Nominees
Along with Osama bin Laden, Kim Jong Il,
and Saddam Hussein. |
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BUSINESS |
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FDA Approves ImClones
Cancer Drug
Announcement made just after Martha
Stewart buys back her shares in company. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Robotic Dog
Wins Best in Show at
Westminster
Klatu (right), a Japanese
Springer Spaniel, won
over judges with his
lively personality. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Intelligence Failures to Be
Probed by Bush-Appointed
Blue Ribbon Panel
As soon as they return from duck hunting trip. |
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Bush Gets Tough on Sellers of
Nukes
Demands 24-hour waiting period,
background checks, except at gun shows. |
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Rumsfeld Unable To Answer
Reporter's Very Difficult Question
He tries, but can't come up with a
rational explanation for why we
invaded Iraq. |
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REMINDER
You're mad as
hell and you're not
going to take it anymore. |
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White House Forecasts 14.5
Million New Jobs by 2009
Most in White House Office of
Preposterous Forecasts. |
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GOP Rallies Behind Gay
Marriage Ban
Except when couples are extremely rich. |
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POLITICS |
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Campaign: Clark Drops Out of
Race for President
Enters race for vice president. |
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