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 NO. 1205 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 6 - 12, 2023 

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Nov 13
IN EARLY POLLS, TRUMP LEADS IN KEY SWING STATES
He declares victory.
 
WORLD NEWS
Rumor: Putin Dead, His
Double in Charge

By all reports his double “doing just fine.”
Saudi Arabia, Sole Bidder,
to Host 2034 World Cup

Met with near-unanimous approval by Saudis, with just a few dissenters beheaded.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Smithsonian's Giant Pandas
Headed Back to China Amidst
Heightened Tensions
In their place, visitors will be entertained by interns in very realistic Panda costumes.
U. S. NEWS
House Votes Not to Expel
George Santos

After he convinces enough members he's a direct descendant of Thomas Jefferson.
Trump: People Imprisoned
for Jan 6 Attack “Hostages”

Wants United States declared a “terrorist organization.”
 
REMINDER
  Now is not the time to talk about preventing World War III.
 
Documents Case: Trump
Views Classified Evidence
in Secure Location

Later, tells his caddie where Iran hides its centrifuges.
 
POLITICS
DeSantis Accused of Wearing Height-Boosting Supports in His Shoes
In order to qualify for next debate, which has a height minimum.
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