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UNDECIDEDS GATHER FOR
LAST BIG RALLY BEFORE
GOING TO POLLS
Thousands chant I don't know!
and What to do? |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Britain's High Court Rules Brexit
Must Be Approved by Parliament
Allowing Brits more time to ration their
dwindling supply of Brie. |
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Facing Defeat, ISIS Leader Abu Bakr
al-Baghdadi Takes to Airwaves
Plans big comeback with Baghdadi TV. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Tomb of Jesus
Opened for First Time in Centuries
Due for its regular millennial cleaning. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Comey: Round-the-Clock
Reading of 650,000 Anthony
Weiner Emails Clears Hillary
Otherwise, Yikes! |
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Trump Voters Warn of
Revolution if Clinton Wins
Clinton voters warn of four-year
sabbatical abroad if Trump wins. |
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REMINDER |
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Vote for the scandal-ridden candidate
most qualified to be president. |
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TRUMP RELEASES HIS TAXES!
Actually, a note from his accountant,
Harold Bornstein, who states, Mr. Trump
has paid gazillions in taxes, you can ask
anyone. |
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POLITICS |
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Campaigns End
in Last Blitz of Celebrity Appearances
Beyoncé, Jay Z, Katy Perry, LeBron James stump for
Clinton; Joe Piscopo (above) for Trump. |
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