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 NO. 840 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 7 - 13 

Oct 31
Nov 14
 
  UNDECIDEDS GATHER FOR
LAST BIG RALLY BEFORE
GOING TO POLLS

Thousands chant “I don't know!” and “What to do?”
 
WORLD NEWS
Britain's High Court Rules Brexit Must Be Approved by Parliament
Allowing Brits more time to ration their dwindling supply of Brie.
Facing Defeat, ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Takes to Airwaves
Plans big comeback with Baghdadi TV.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Tomb of Jesus Opened for First Time in Centuries
Due for its regular millennial cleaning.
U. S. NEWS
Comey: Round-the-Clock
Reading of 650,000 Anthony
Weiner Emails Clears Hillary

Otherwise, “Yikes!”
Trump Voters Warn of
Revolution if Clinton Wins

Clinton voters warn of four-year sabbatical abroad if Trump wins.
 
REMINDER
  Vote for the scandal-ridden candidate most qualified to be president.
 
TRUMP RELEASES HIS TAXES!
Actually, a note from his accountant, Harold Bornstein, who states, “Mr. Trump has paid gazillions in taxes, you can ask anyone.”
 
POLITICS
Campaigns End in Last Blitz of Celebrity Appearances
Beyoncé, Jay Z, Katy Perry, LeBron James stump for Clinton; Joe Piscopo (above) for Trump.
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