| PEOPLE |
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 Marjorie Taylor
Greene Slams “Vaping Groping
Lauren Boebert”
Boebert fires back at “snorting
sucking Marjorie Taylor Greene.” |
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 Sean Hannity
Says He'd Use His Mixed
Martial Arts Skills in a Mass
Shooting
To secure the safest hiding place. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Argentina: Taylor Swift Fans
Camp Out Since June for
Tickets to November Concert
Some wait so long they've “outgrown”
her and will skip concert. |
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| BUSINESS |
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X, Formerly Known as Twitter,
Valued at $19 Billion, Down
From $44 Billion
Elon Musk, formerly known as a
visionary genius, sells more stock. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Einstein's Ripples in
Space-Time Verified
“One less thing to be concerned
about,” tweets League of Concerned
Scientists. |
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In New Projection, Mammals Will
Be Extinct in 250 Million Years
Activists call for emergency meeting of
world's leading mammals. |
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Mysterious Ancient Cave
Markings Finally Decoded
They read, “Help, get us out of here.” |
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| TRENDS |
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All You Can Eat Restaurants
in Vogue Again
As are plus-size fashions. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week we
noted that “the year
2023 saw the growing strength of
labor unions and the rise in
antisemitism and authoritarianism
across the globe.” We misstated
the year. It should be 1938. We
apologize for any confusion. |
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