 OBAMA WELCOMES
MITT ROMNEY TO LUNCH AT WHITE HOUSE
Serves crow smothered in sour grapes. |
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UN: Nauru Joins Israel, U.S. in Opposing
Palestinian Statehood
In exchange, Nauru will receive spot in next world atlas. |
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North Korea Announces Imminent Launch of
Satellite for Peaceful Scientific and Technical Purposes
Like identifying targets for nuclear weapons. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Rolling
Stones Two Years Older, on Average, Than
Supreme Court Justices
“My older brother liked them,” says
Justice Ginsburg. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Sides Still Far Apart as Fiscal
Cliff Looms
They're expected to remain at loggerheads throughout
December, trading accusations of intransigence, and
then, at the final moment, at the last tick of 2012, agree
to extend the deadline. |
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Washington: Republicans Smith,
Jones, Doe Renounce Grover
Norquist Pledge
Note: those are their new names. |
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| REMINDER |
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Neither a maker nor a taker be. |
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Report: U.S. First in Unintended Pregnancies
Last in intended pregnancies. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pat Robertson Challenges
Creationism, Shocking
Evangelical Christians
Says God spoke to him through a signing gorilla. |
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