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After Criticism, GOP Names Woman
to Chair 1 of 19 House Committees
Spot quiz: guess which one of the nineteen men
originally named to head committees (above)
drew the short straw. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Economy Improves
But not the culture. |
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Material That Repels Everything
Reportedly Under Development
Promises clothing that lasts a lifetime, mass
unemployment in China. |
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 SpaceX
Founder Wants to Build 80,000-Person
Colony on Mars
Twenty thousand men, sixty thousand women.
(Artist's rendering.) |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA: There's Enough Ice on Mercury
to Encase Washington D.C.
All that's needed is political will to get it done. |
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Chimpanzees Also Suffer
From Midlife Crisis
But not evolved enough to drive red convertibles. |
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Study: Happier People Make
More Money
Text books claiming those who make more
money happier will have to be corrected. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 New Department
Store Mannequins Equipped With Cameras
in Their Eyes
To determine which shoppers mentally undressing
them. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Average Kitchen Cutting Board Has 200 Times
the Bacteria Found on Average Toilet Seat
So next time you're in the bathroom, fix yourself
a sandwich. |
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