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Finally, a
Complete Christmas Dinner in a Self-Heating Can!
Christmas dinner doesn't get much simpler
than this, unless you're ordering pizza.
Unseal the lid and in eight minutes you're
sitting down to a holiday feast even your
dog will envy. Don't ask how it heats
itself, just enjoy! $8.95 at Mr. Lonely. |
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INTERNET |
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Gangnam Style Now
Most-Watched YouTube Video Ever
Still lags far behind Paris Hilton
Blowjob for all-time most-watched video. |
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SPORTS |
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Bonds, Sosa, Clemens on Hall of Fame
Ballot for First Time
Baseball writers will sit down, kick back a few stiff ones,
pop some tranquilizers and then drain an energy drink
before rejecting all three. |
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PEOPLE |
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Marco Rubio
Still Not Sure if Earth Was Created in 7 Days or
7 Eras, Since He’s Not a Scientist
Doesn't know his ass from his elbow since
he's not a doctor. |
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What is this? |
1. | Walmart |
2. | Yum! Brands |
3. | McDonald's |
4. | Target |
5. | Sears |
6. | Burger King |
7. | Starbucks |
8. | DineEquity |
9. | Macy's |
10. | Wendy's |
11. | Darden Restaurants |
12. | J.C. Penney |
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A ) | List of 12 companies most loved by their workers. |
B ) | List of 12 companies most loved by their customers. |
C ) | List of 12 companies most respected on Mars. |
D ) | List of companies paying U.S. workers the least. |
Hint: Martians have good labor unions. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Latest Fashion:
Men's High Heels
Guys hope to regain ground lost recently to
women in education, management. |
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