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 NO. 1180 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 15 - 21, 2023 

May 8
May 22
ZELENSKY MEETS WITH POPE
Pope agrees to send Ukraine long-range cruise missiles, cluster bombs.
 
WORLD NEWS
China: President Xi Disappointed in Slow Population Growth
Couples of childbearing age ordered to copulate more often, stop using birth control until further notice.
Italy: Soaring Pasta Prices
Prompts Government to
Convene Emergency Session

Crisis may force tapping into country's strategic pasta reserve.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Fewer Migrants Than Expected After Title 42 Rescinded
Many turn back after learning writers' strike could last months.
U. S. NEWS
Texas Bill Would Teach
Schoolchildren How to
Tie a Tourniquet

And perform triage.
Santos Charged With 13 Counts
of Fraud, Financial Crimes

And one count of impersonating a female impersonator.
 
REMINDER
  Always ask to speak to the latest, most advanced chatbot.
 
Report: Backlogged Courts Leads to Years of Delays for Migrants
Some still waiting for their asylum hearing have been here so long they're judges.
 
POLITICS
Pence Defends Trump Over Sexual Abuse Verdict
Note: Pence is a distant third among GOP primary voters at 5%, tied with someone named Vivek Ramaswamy.
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