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ARAFAT
WANTS TO LISTEN
Open to whatever Israeli proposals
he can hear. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Fears That Other Nations Will Now
Build Missile Shields
Pentagon not worried; shields easy to
fool. |
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President Bush's Recent Statement That
He'd Like to Kick China's Butt Was a
Personal Comment
He was not speaking as president. |
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BUSINESS |
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American Productivity Fell For 1st Time in
Six Years
It’s as if a bright workaholic were suddenly
replaced by a lazy C-student,
says one puzzled economist. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
Bush Bonks Head on White House
Column
First president to do
so since Ford; fifth ever. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Publicly "Concerned" About Rising Gas
Prices
Privately, however, he’s positively giddy. |
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Republicans Say They
Love the Earth
Wouldn’t own so much of it if they didn’t. |
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Cheney Urges Fresh Look
At Slave Labor
It's cheap and non-polluting, he argues. |
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Arkansas Supreme Court
Rules Fetus Is a Person
Must be included in Nielsen ratings. |
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Cliffs Notes to Mideast Conflict Found in Oval
Office, Answers Circled
Probably Condoleezza's, says President. |
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POLITICS |
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Senate Democrats Reach Out to GOP
With Social Events, Sports
Strom Thurmond invited to compete in
decathlon, judge lap dancing contest. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Ralph Nader Agrees to Be Cloned
Corporations concerned about “army of Naders." |
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK |
Come on, hit the gas! |
-- Vice President Dick Cheney |
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